Sexy bitches

All right. This has gone far enough. We remember a time where Halloween used to be about dressing in costume, having fun, and candy laced with razor blades. You know, a more innocent time. But it seems like every where you go, a new crop of "sexy" costumes is out there, and they don't necessarily discriminate by age. Okay, so maybe these costumes were always out there in some shape or form, but it just seems like it's gotten more prevalent in past years.

And now the next step has been taken. Want proof that people have gone too far, and they no longer have any sense of decency when it comes to Halloween?

They're selling "sexy" costumes for dogs. Yes, dogs.

Dogs, people? Really? If you must put a dog into a costume, shouldn't you go with tried and true (and, admittedly, dorky) costumes like the hot dog, or something like that? Why is there even a demand for people to see a poodle dressed like a French maid? Who wants a chihuahua made up to resemble a school girl?

On second thought, don't answer those questions. We really don't want to know. As it is, we'll already be quietly rocking in a corner, muttering to ourselves to make the bad things go away.

After all, "sexy" dogs is a scarier image than most horror movies can concoct.