Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Love at first crime

We've talked before about our love for criminals that don't really seem to fire on all cylinders. Well, we may have just found someone who is willing to stand up as the gold standard for stupidity when breaking the law.

After all, how often do you hear about a robber returning to the scene of the crime so that he could ask out one of his victims?

What was possibly going through his mind? Was he thinking that she had really good taste in DVDs? That maybe he had a shot, because of the oft-believed notion that all women prefer bad boys? Or maybe it was a special spark while he was able to simultaneously show that he could provide for her, as long as she didn't mind where the money came from.

Meanwhile, it should be noted that the crook's two accomplices remain at large. Probably because they weren't sure at the time if their victim had any sisters that they could be introduced to.

And this is why you should be careful while picking your wingmen.

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